I think that disclaimers are an incredibly sad statement about our society. Nonetheless, nothing that I say can or should be construed as having been said by anyone. Ever.

I claim no responsibility for the following disclaimer. The views, opinions, or anything else is only humor, it doesn't mean a thing.  Any similarity to actual opinions, living or dead,
is purely coincidental. Any disclaimer issued by me is subject to change without notice. Any opinions expressed are my own, and generally unpopular with others. Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault. Any grammar errors spotted in this article were put there because I could. Actual mileage may vary. Price does not include tax, title, and license. Some assembly required. Each sold separately. Batteries not included. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. If conditions persist, contact a physician. Keep out of reach of children. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Keep in a cool dark place.

But seriously, if you find anything that is copyrighted, has an author not credited, whatever,  please write and let us know and we will credit the author or remove the work in question.